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The "Next Muppet on Family Guy" thread

Discussion in 'Muppet Appearances' started by muppet maniac, Oct 2, 2006.

  1. tutter_fan Well-Known Member

    Dude! That dull "Yay" is hilarious! Kermit waves in a wiggly way while doing this! How hilarious can it get? BTW, the Dr. Teeth bit would be insanely funny!
  2. Muppet dude Active Member

    I still say "Family Guy" should do a parody of "Sesame Street News," "Monsterpiece Theater" or "The Adventures of Super Grover!" They could even recreate their title cards and (hopefully) get Jerry Nelson to do the announcer voices for the respective parodies.
  3. muppet maniac Well-Known Member

    They could also do a scene with Brian walking by a bunch of dogs in the pound, and Rowlf can be seen fora few seconds.
  4. muppet baby Active Member

    i totally agree with you on all of that it would be perfect if they would do something on family guy with all of that .

    i hope that they do that soon !:) ;)
  5. tutter_fan Well-Known Member

    No, do one episode where instead of having Tom Tucker as a news anchor, have the muppet newsman do the news!
  6. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Peter: Boy, this is worse than the time that shady salesman tried to sell me an invisible canary.

    (Cut to Peter standing at brick wall, a la Ernie from "Sesame Street," haggling with Lefty the Salesman.)

    Peter: But I wanted a green canary!

    Lefty (holding nothing in his hand): Dis is a green canary!

    Peter: I'm sorry, buddy, but I know my canaries, and that one is definitely not green. It's more of a lime.

    Lefty: Look pal, dis is a green canary! Take it or leave it. It'll cost ya just a nickel.

    Peter: A nickel ? !

    Lefty: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

    Peter: Okay, Mr. Salesman, ya talked me into it. Here ya go...(hands Lefty a nickel; Lefty "hands" Peter the "bird," which "perches" on his finger; to bird) You're a nice little birdie, aren't ya? Aren't ya? I think I'll call you Mr. Tweet. (As Peter starts to exit, he suddenly realizes there's nothing on his finger) Hey, wait a minute! (Peter crosses back to Lefty)

    Lefty: Sorry, bud, no refunds.

    (Peter punches Lefty; Lefty goes down. Peter retrieves his nickel; he starts to exit, then returns; he stands for a moment, shifty-eyed; he picks up "bird" and "perches" it on his finger)

    Peter: The nerve of that guy. I'm no orthodontist (obviously mispronouncing the name of bird experts), but I know you're a parakeet painted to look like a canary. Come on, Mr. Tweet, let's go home. I'll teach ya how to ask for a cracker...
  7. BeakerSqueedom Active Member



    Stomach...hurting...laughing....EEE! LOL!
  8. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Heh heh...thanks, Claudia!:D
  9. MrsPepper Active Member

    Haha, good one Tony! I could picture that scene for scene.
  10. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Thanks, Mrs. P!:D
  11. Kuriboh Man Active Member

    How about Stewie Attempting to Destroy The Muppet Babies?
  12. tutter_fan Well-Known Member

    How about one of the people on the show being a contestant on a game show that Guy Smiley hosts!
  13. Kuriboh Man Active Member

    How about peter Ending up being a patient in a "Veterinarian's Hospital" Situation?
  14. TheJimHensonHour New Member

    ding ding ding ding we have a winner!
  15. Teheheman Well-Known Member

    Or better yet, have Brian being the patient to Rowlf and saying, ya know what? I'm getting uncomfortable here, I'm just gonna go get a 2nd opinion, and another Muppet comes up and says something, and Brian goes, yeah, I'm just gonna go now, and he leaves(there's more to it than that, I just haven't come up with anything off the top of my head)

  16. TheJimHensonHour New Member

    I don't know I always find Peter moments to be the most funny because he's so dumb.
    My least fave character is stewie but that may simply be because everyone likes him and he's really not that funny at all.
  17. GSmiley2007 Member

    Here's how I would do it (similar to the Mister Rogers parody):

    (we see Stewie trying to kill Lois once again, and as usual, to no avail)

    STEWIE: Oh, blast! This is even more difficult than when I tried to murder the Muppet Babies!

    (cut to a shot of Baby Rowlf playing piano and singing "You're Special to Me")

    ROWLF: (singing) People don't applaud when I walk by... I'm not athletic or good at jokes...

    STEWIE: (interrupts him) In fact, I'm gonna die...

    ROWLF: What the--?

    (Stewie pops out of Rowlf's piano, with his laser gun)

    STEWIE: Ah... yes. Those stupid little Muppet Babies Lois made me watch every morning. And now I'm here to seek revenge! In fact, why don't you look in that stupid neighborhood of yours?

    ROWLF: Huh? (He peeks out, and we see the neighborhood on fire. The Muppet Babies run around, feeling scared. Fozzie even yells "Wocka wocka wocka!" in a panicky tone.) Oh, my gosh! Nanny! Nanny, look at the neighborhood!

    NANNY: Oh, no! I guess I'd better call the fire department.

    STEWIE: (to Nanny) And while you're at it, why don't you get me a doobie so that I can burn this stupid puppy after I smoke? Hey, hey, HEY! D**n you, vile woman!

    ROWLF: I'm gettin' outta here! (screams in a panic)

    STEWIE: Oh, well. There'll be other days.

    (Knowing Seth MacFarlane, I'm sure he'd try and get Katie Leigh to do Baby Rowlf for this one. ;-))

    Another one that comes to mind:

    (camera zooms in on TV, showing logo of the E! True Hollywood Story)

    ANNOUNCER: Now, back to the E! True Hollywood Story-- Muppet Babies!

    (we see Baby Gonzo [and I'm sure Seth would want Russi Taylor to do him] in a play chair in the nursery)

    GONZO: You see, by the fourth season, I was sick and tired of Animal always up to his antics every time he said "Gooooo bye-bye!" I was the unfortunate victim, okay? (He then smokes a cigarette, to which Nanny is in shock.) Piggy was always rude to me, and yet I still lusted after her. I wanted to be her boyfriend! (Baby Piggy walks up) Will you be my girlfriend, Piggy, my sweet?

    MISS PIGGY: I DON'T LIKE YOU, YOU WEIRDO! (screams really loud, then punches Gonzo in the nose with a loud "HONK!")

    GONZO: (nose squashed) Snee nat I neen?

    (Baby Animal shows up, next to a lever)

    ANIMAL: Goooooo bye-bye! Ya-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!

    GONZO: W-W-W-hat are you d-d-d-d-doing, Animal?

    (Animal pulls the lever, and Gonzo learns he's on an ejector seat. He's catapulted out the seat, screaming as he does, through the ceiling, and across town before crashing into the Griffin home. The Muppet Babies music can be heard as well.)
  18. TheJimHensonHour New Member

  19. Kuriboh Man Active Member

    I can see that happening! LOL! :) ;)
  20. MrsPepper Active Member

    Stewie would probably try to kill Nanny, not the other muppet babies.

    Not that it matters, lol.

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