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Your Thoughts: Kermit's Swamp Years: TV Airings and Opinions

Discussion in 'Muppet Appearances' started by Phillip, Aug 16, 2002.

  1. Janice & Mokey's Man

    Janice & Mokey's Man Well-Known Member

    But Emmy, you and I think like this:

    *does nifty visual which you cannot see*

    So we could never disagree on it, anyway!

    Hey, can't ya just see Jackie and Joggy livin' in Fraggle Rock, all excited about wantin' to get a cave together, then Joggy rents KSY and it's UTTER DISASTER!! :eek:

    Jackie would SOOOOO thwack him outta her hammock!


    She would!


  2. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik Well-Known Member


    I can picture it all (and it looks very much like an episode of Fraggle Rock. I wonder why :D )...
  3. Janice & Mokey's Man

    Janice & Mokey's Man Well-Known Member

  4. Joggy

    Joggy Well-Known Member

    *imagines Joggy and Jackie singing "Who Knows What You See In A Pal Like Me", a slightly rewritten version of the song Boober and Sidebottom sing*

    LOL! Well guys, as much as I like it, I don't think of the movie as Inclore. Not even Spoovy. So that says a lot don'tcha think?
  5. Joggy

    Joggy Well-Known Member

    Uhm, Byron... ya know Jackie and I are really good friends and all, but... what am I doing in HER hammock?!
  6. Janice & Mokey's Man

    Janice & Mokey's Man Well-Known Member


    HIS hammock (yours).

    I forgot, you're not Joe! LOL! But, come to think of it, he'd thwack you outta her hammock if you were there! LOL!!
  7. Joggy

    Joggy Well-Known Member

    Either that or he wouldn't see the difference between THE Jackie and Vice-Jackie and accidentally thwack Jackie outta my hamm... uhm, HER hammock instead of me. Sheesh.

    That would make a great Ricky Lake episode, BTW.

    And this all started with an innocent little review...
  8. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik Well-Known Member

    That says that you like your job as Vice-Jackie...

  9. Joggy

    Joggy Well-Known Member

    Ohhh you bet! In fact, I even dedicated a song to my job as Vice-Jackie!

    *picks up guitar, strums, and sings*

    When I was just a baby, Jackie used to roam
    Emmy told me, Joggy boy, your work won't be at home
    Go to Muppet Central, join the BBB
    Steal glasses and cut people's hair, and you'll be Vice-Jackie

    And you'll be

    Workin' workin' workin' workin'
    Workin' workin' workin' workin'
  10. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    What does Inclore mean?

    It sounds like it comes for the HHGTTG (Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy) but it doesn't.
  11. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik Well-Known Member

    LOL! Your songs are always so good (better than my attempt at a "Joggy the Inclore Song" which was: do de do! Joggy the Inclore! Do de do! Joggy the Inclore! Do de do! Joggy the Inclore)...

  12. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik Well-Known Member

    Ah, that's the beauty of "Inclore". It doesn't have a meaning.

    It sounds all powerful and stuff, but it has no meaning!
  13. Janice & Mokey's Man

    Janice & Mokey's Man Well-Known Member

    Ahhhhhhhhhh, give me one that's closer
    Closer here to me
    She lives in Dayton, Ohio---
    And her name, it is Emmy!
  14. Janice & Mokey's Man

    Janice & Mokey's Man Well-Known Member

    (featurin' Joggy in place of Red, Jackie in place of Mokey, Byron for Gobo, Emmy for Wembley, and "Joe" for Lanford)



    (Enter Angry Jackie into cave [all wet from bein' thwacked from hammock into pool], with Byron and Emmy in tow---Joggy is playin' a game)

    Jackie: "You want honesty, I'll give you honesty! I haaate that stupid game you're always playing with that ball!"

    Joggy: "Oh but Jackie, it's an 'American object', 'our symbol', remember?"

    Jackie: *mockingly* "Ohh, ohhhh..."

    Byron: "Eh, now, you two, in this Muppet fan situation you've got to have a little give and take---"

    Jackie: "BYRON! Will you please stop telling us to get along, he just thwacked me out of his hammock!"

    Joggy: "Well that's because you thwacked me out of it first!"

    Jackie: "Well that's because I hate that stupid 'Kermit's Swamp Years' you're always watching!"

    Joggy: "I don't care if you didn't like 'Kermit's Swamp Years! All I know is that I hate your WrestleMania stories!"

    Jackie: "Well your muffins are soggy!"

    Joggy: "Well Joe drove me crazy!

    Joe: :confused:

    Jackie: "What?! You didn't have to like my boyfriend! Why do I have to like that awful stroopgaffle business?!"

    Joggy: "It's stroopwaffle! And you don't have to like it, IIII like it! Oh, why do I have to agree with everything you like?!"

    Jackie: "You don't have to agree with me---I don't want you to be like me!"

    Joggy: "Well what do you want?!"

    Jackie: *grabs Joggy by his Dutch shoulders and shakes him violently* "I WANT YOU TO BE LIKE YOU, YOU IS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU!"

    Joggy: "But you is what I like about YOU!"

    Jackie: *stops shakin' poor Jogs* "Oh...well, if me is what you like about me, then---me is what you'll get."

    Joggy: "Well...same here."

    Jackie: "Oh..."

    Joggy: "Yeah..."

    Jackie: "Oh Joggy, we do agree!"

    Joggy: "Lol, yeah!"

    (Jackie and Joggy hug ecstatically with squeals of fragglish glee)

    Emmy: "Uh, Byron, if they're fighting, wh--why are they hugging?"

    Byron: "Well ya see Emmy, eh...uh...I'll ask."

    *approaches the opponents*

    Byron: "So you two are alright ?"

    Jackie: "Oh yeah, Byron."

    Joggy: "Yeah, we're agreeing tooooo disagree! Sometimes, anyway."

    (they go back to huggin' and squealin')

    (Byron goes back to Emmy)

    Byron: "I think they'll be okay now."

    Joggy: "Hey Jackie, ya know, when you thwacked me out of that hammock it really made me mad, but...wasn't it fun?

    Jackie: "It was great! Something you'd kinda like to share, huh?" *nudges Joggy's arm with elbow*


    Jackie: "Okay Byron, you're first!"

    *Byron gets in hammock*

    Joggy: "Yeah Byron, you're gonna love this...Oh don't worry, I'll personally thwack Joe!"

  15. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik Well-Known Member


    I'm Wembley!

    That's a good thing!

    Oh no wait. Maybe that's a bad thing...

  16. Joggy

    Joggy Well-Known Member


    You might consider thinking of an Emmy the Spoovy song. Or a The Jackie song. Or a Byron The Tall Kentuckian song.

    Joggy The Inclore (do de do!)
  17. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik Well-Known Member

    Nah. Those songs would just sound like the Joggy the Inclore song. Only it would be something like "Do de do! The Jackie! Do de do! The Jackie!"
  18. Gonzo14

    Gonzo14 Well-Known Member

    Kermit's Swamp Years

    I was just watching Kermit's Swamp Years and I noticed a couple things

    1) After Kermit & Croacker Talk to the Snake at the Pet Store, the Box Behind them Says "Goelz Grub" as in Dave Goelz

    2)When Kermit & Croacker are in the Pet Store Ribbiting to get the guys Attention, a Box Behind them says "Salmon Friends" sounds like Sam & Friends
  19. Daffyfan4ever

    Daffyfan4ever Well-Known Member


    Good observations. I wonder how many other movies have hidden gags. Like that. I remember the "Jim" and "Frank" cages when Rowlf worked at that kennel on TMTM. There were also a few things like that on "The Muppet Show." Someone used a magic spell that went "zleog evad onzog" (Gonzo Dave Goelz, backwards.) I haven't actually seen that one. I just read it on the Kermitage episode guide. They also had: rezal evad gib (Big Dave Lazer backwards. I think he's one of the writers or something.)
  20. Joggy

    Joggy Well-Known Member

    Zleog Divad Oznog! Rezal Evad Gib! Noslen Yrrej! Tnuh Drahcir!! ERIMTHIW EVETS!! :D

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