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2007 Muppet Presidential Election begins

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Mar 8, 2007.


Cast Votes for Muppet President

Poll closed Apr 21, 2007.
  1. GroverMonster/theprawncracker

    3 vote(s)
  2. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew/Luke

    6 vote(s)
  3. Miss Piggy/Ruahnna

    12 vote(s)
  4. Beaker/Beakerfan

    4 vote(s)
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  1. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    lol, Luigi to my Mario, that is a great line. Bunsen, you are definatly the front runner for my vote. THE FIRST EYEBALL-LESS PRESIDENT lol. Then again, I'm not voting til the last day, so who knows?

  2. redBoobergurl

    redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    Cookie *munching on the cookies*: Oh...me supposed to pass out the cookies? Uh, oops...sorry Grover. Here, me pass out, um, pizza! Yeah, that the ticket, free pizza from furry Grover! *starts handing out pizzas*
  3. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Well-Known Member

    Beaker: So, uh, can I hear any supporters for me? I know, I know, I'm the Independent candidate in the bunch, but WHERE ARE YOU GUYS? I know SOMEBODY voted for me. Am I gonna have to start singing?
  4. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Scooter, somewhat dejectedly: Please... You've gotten enough votes. It's Piggy who's letting me down. And here I was campaigning for her, only to have her not even show up to deliver her acceptance speech. *Looks at poll results... *Sighs, well, better get ready for the big let down. *Trods off back to the theater.
  5. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    Hmmmmmmm.............you make a good point Beaker, I mean, ya gotta root for the Independent candidate. Those people are the underdogs.....you guys are making this hard on a guy.

  6. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    Herry: Here goes anything. I know that my best friend Grover is the best for being the president. Why do i say that? Because being his friend i know he loves to help. All the time. Even his the Super Hero side of himself knows that he would be right for the part. I know that with Grover as our president he will do anything that he can do to help out our community. And that is how i know that this monster is the greatest, furriest and most kindest of all monsters. Thank you. Oooo pizza. My favorite! *grabs a box full and runs behind the curtian*
  7. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Well-Known Member

    Beaker: Now uh, if I could have your attention for a moment? I uh, would just like to announce that uh, my smoothie machine here can uh, make any kind of smoothie you like, so uh, feel free to have one.
  8. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Grover: Oh what nice friends I have! Thank you Herry, and thank you Cookie Monster for passing out the pizzas. I think they liked those better.
  9. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    Herry: Welcome Grover. *puts arm around Grover and Cookie* We make such a great team.
  10. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    Luke: You know what makes it harder? I forgot it was Muppet Central when i entered this and should have known people would vote for a cute character. I'm regretting not having gone with Bean Bunny!

    Bunsen: Would it help if i wore Bunny ears throughout the campaign?
  11. anytimepally

    anytimepally Well-Known Member

    it probably would ;)
  12. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Grover: Oh, yes, I think some cute little bunny ears would make you much more of a formidable opponent Dr. Honeydew. And a cuter one, too.
  13. Ruahnna

    Ruahnna Well-Known Member

    Miss Piggy arrives at backstage in grand style, emerging out of her limousine decked to the nines (or in her case, perhaps the elevenses) in a smart little black suit dress with black boa trim on the collar and cuffs. Her hat is wide-brimmed and has black feather boa trim, and her four-inch black shoes have silver lucite heels. Her make-up is understated (for Piggy) and, while breathless, she seems composed. Her running mate, however, is rather frazzled and out of breath, shoving Piggy out onto the stage before taking a huge breath and sinking down weakly into a chair on the stage.
    Piggy mounts the podium (which dips down but not actually sag) and adjusts the microphone with a little giggle.
    Piggy: Moi is sorry for the incovenience of arriving fashionably late--and I do mean fashionably late--but Moi has been out of town on some VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS. (Macy's was having a 30% off sale, and those don't happen every week, buster!) But Moi is back now and ready to launch her campaign.
    Moi would like to gratefully acknowledge all those little people who have been so useful in getting Moi to this point in Moi's career. The hairdresses who got out of bed at outrageous hours to ensure that the country was safe from bad hair--the designers who selflessly spent hours hand-beading Moi's little black dresses for those top-secret cocktail parties--all those people who did all the boring and uninteresting things that are necessary, whose names I am too busy and important to remember.
    (Frantic whispering from Piggy's running mate, Ruahnna. Miss Piggy listens but looks blank. Ru gives up on whispering.)
    Ruahnna: Your platform, Piggy. Tell them about your platform!
    Bewildered, Piggy shrugs.
    Piggy: Um, my personal assist....um running mate has suggested that I describe my platform.)
    (There is a smattering of polite applause.)
    Piggy: They're um, red and strappy, about three inches tall and they match my red and white polka dot suit just perfectly, especially with the matching earrings. Of course, I must say that, as nice as platforms are, Moi actually prefers high heels for most social--
    Ruahnna is waving frantically and without much success.
    Piggy: (Giving Ru a look, then mugging sweetly for the crowd) Um, ha ha, just a moment, please.
    There is a brief, intense conversation between the runing mates.
    Piggy: (to Ru) Issues? You want to talk about issues? I can tell you about issues because I've been dating the same frog for the past--what? I don't...oh. Oh. Ooooh! Campaign issues! I get it--campaign issues.
    Ruahnna: Piggy, pleeeease try to stay focused, okay?
    Piggy: (remounting the podium) Um, I am going to talk about my campaign platform and the issues that are of genuine importance to all of you little people. Just as soon as I make them--
    Ruahnna: (Coughing meaningfully) Piggy!
    Piggy: Um, just as soon as I get my notes. Back in a bit! Kissy kissy, mmon cheres!
  14. Ruahnna

    Ruahnna Well-Known Member

    Ruahnna: (nervously, to crowd) Um, Miss Piggy would like to announce her presidential candidacy and I promise that we will return in just a little while and talk to you seriously about the issues of this campaign.

    (OOC: PLEASE forgive my lateness--I've been staying in Hooterville for the past week visiting family and had NO INTERNET HOOKUP!)
  15. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Grover: Oh, hello there Miss Piggy! Are you going to wear bunny ears too, to make you cute like furry, old Grover?
  16. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    Herry: I just got an idea. Why not hand out Bunny ears to everyone?
  17. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Scooter, passing through the backstage area... *Hears Piggy speaking and Ru apologizing for her tardiness. He takes off his glasses and does a double take, completely disbelieving that she finally arrived.

    Scooter: Piiiiiiiiiigggy!! You made it! And hi Cath, sorry you were stuck in um, Hooterville as you said. *Pulls out a pack of index cards from his clipboard. Here you go, all the issues you plan to run on for Muppet president.
    *To Grover: She doesn't need them Grover. She has piggy ears, and is already naturally cute.
  18. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Well-Known Member

    Beaker: Well I will not conform to the cuteness everyone seems to be aquiring! Btw, nice to finally have you here, Ms. Piggy!
  19. Ruahnna

    Ruahnna Well-Known Member

    It's All in How You Accessorize...

    Miss Piggy: Vous are so funny, um, blue furry thing. (to Ru) This is one of Kermit's weird friends from Sesame Street, isn't it? Moi is not planning to wear bunny ears since her own ears are as nice as, um, silk purses--which are very nice indeed, but Moi IS considering another fashion accessory. (Her electric blue eyes harden suddenly and she looks at Grover meaningfully.) Moi has a sudden hankering for a blue, fur stole....
  20. Ruahnna

    Ruahnna Well-Known Member

    A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage – Herbert Hoover

    Take-out in every refrigerator and a very cute little pair of designer shoes in every closet. – Miss Piggy

    Piggy: Ahem. Moi is back after having immersed herself in the issues (and some Chanel No. 22) to talk to all you darling little people about the issues that I think are of prime importance to all the candidates.
    Statler: Doh ho ho! The pig said prime!
    Piggy: Knock it off you old goats! I’m running for office here!
    Statler: As long as you’re running!
    Piggy: Oh shut up!
    Ruahnna (desperately) Piggy, honey please! They’re, um, voting members—at least, I think they are. The issues, honey? Please?
    Piggy: Um, yes. The issues. After I am elected, I plan to redecorate the white house to a décor that is more attractive. I think that white is such a dull color, and it does nothing for Moi’s complexion.
    Ruahnna sighs with relief and nods.
    Piggy: And Moi is commited to, well, her frog, of course—kissy, kissy, Kermit!—and to getting all of Moi’s top-selling movies out to my adoring public.
    Ruahnna: Here, here!
    Piggy: And Moi is dedicated to removing the blight of unattractiveness that seems to pervade any public. Toward that end, Moi plans to hire a highly trained staff of fashion advisors and hair-stylists to deal with this issue. And as your president, I promise that I will do everything in Moi’s power to always look outstanding for Moi’s public. Remember, when I look good, you look good!

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