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MC Dorms: 2009: Home for the Holidays.

Discussion in 'Games' started by The Count, Sep 2, 2009.

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  1. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Pearl (grins): Well, howdy, folks! You're just in time. Anything you could possibly imagine is right here on the table, honey-buns. You just go ahead an' dig in. I got roast, some barbeque, lotsa mashed potatoes white an' yella, peas o' every shape, tacos, fried chicken, biscuits, rolls, beans o' every color, some sesame seed pastries, cupcakes, hot dogs, big ol' hamburgers, an' a ton o' condiments for every occasion.

    Kelly (pushing a big cart): The ... uh ... drinks ... are ... uh ... here.

    Spike (tail twitching, jaw slobbering): NOW can we eat?

    Pearl: Oh, alright. You done good, boy. Go fix yerself up somethin' nice.
     
  2. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Helps Kelly pushing the cart...

    *All sit down to eat, thanking Pearl for a good Labor Day meal. Compliments to the chef(s).
     
  3. Muppet Newsgirl

    Muppet Newsgirl Active Member

    (gang is lounging around)

    Scooter: (reading a comic book) Uh, isn't it supposed to be "your face?"
    Nora: (re-reading Wuthering Heights) Well, maybe Richard doesn't want other people ripping off his catch phrase.
    Erin: (reading the paper) Tell me, are Hindley and Heathcliff at each other's throats yet?
    Nora: By now, they could have given each other a double tracheotomy.
    Storyteller: (rummaging around in hut) Has anyone seen my notes on the Lily Creatures? I'm researching for the new edition of the Encyclopedia Fragglia, and...
    Scooter: Will this one have "Don't Panic" on it in large, friendly letters?
    Erin: Or a description of the best eateries at the end of the Rock?
    Beige: (entering from kitchen) Hey, the weirdest thing just happened in here. This bag of sunflower seeds just spilled out onto the counter and re-arranged themselves into the number 42.
     
  4. Bannanasketch

    Bannanasketch Active Member

    Logan: MMMM..... That was good cooking, Pearl!
    Mahna Mahna: Mmmmmmmahna mahna.
    Logan: Well, I'm heading to bed. Good night everyone!
    Snowths: Doooooo doo doo doo doo!
    Logan: Yeah, whatever.
     
  5. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Ryan: Hey, Cliff, c'mere!
    Clifford: 'Sup Ryguy?
    Ryan: Didja hear? Logan moved in with Mahna Mahna and the Snowths!
    Clifford: No foolin'? Man, that's cool! Our old roomie back in the dorm! Heh heh.
    Ryan: Yup. Looks like Logan's having the same problem understanding old double M too.
    Cliford: *smirks* Go figure.
    Ryan: Mmhm.
     
  6. Bannanasketch

    Bannanasketch Active Member

    Logan: Hey Ryan! You had Mahna Mahna as a dormmate? You wouldn't happen to know how to speak Mahna Mahna would ya? I bought this book but for some reason I think Mahna Mahna doesn't want me to read it and he's trying to destroy it. Well, I better get back to my room. I still have a lot of organizing to do.

    Meanwhile,In Room #4:

    Mahna Mahna: *Finds the how to speak Mahna book on Logan's bed* Mahna mahna mahna? MAHNAAAAAAAAAH! *Starts ripping book into shreds and then proceeds to throw the remains into the oven.* Mahna!
    Snowths: Doo doo doo doo doo doo?
    Logan:*Walks into dorms* Hey what's that burning?
     
  7. BEAR

    BEAR Active Member

    (In room #29 watching Kermit and Piggy on an encore broadcast of America's Got Talent...)
    Bryan: What's wrong with Kermit's voice.
    Big Bird: He must have a cold...
    Bryan: Or a human in his throat! (cracking himself up) Hahahahahaa!
    Big Bird: Huh?
    Bryan: (clears throat) Nevermind...Hey, Big Bird! Look what's here!
    Big Bird: (Sees the gift from Beth and her roomies) Oh boy! Those sure look good!
    Bryan: Care for a little dessert before bed?
    Big Bird: Sure! Hey, you think that Kelly and Spike liked their wedding present?
    Bryan: I dunno. It looked cool to me. Who doesn't need a Magic Bullet? If I didn't have mine I wouldn't be able to make you those birdseed milkshakes you love so much!
    Big Bird: Oh yeah!
     
  8. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Headdesk.

    Count: Vhat's the matter?
    Aargh... Just grumbling over reorganizing a couple of things.
    Count: For the list?
    Yes, thought the J's would be finished nicely, but now I gotta go back and reenumerate what I had all the way from nearly the beginning.
    Count: Ah vell, just chill, that'll get done fairly quickly vith some music to calm the mood.
    Yeah, but it's not just that.
    Count: Oh?
    Remember your cousin Scaron we brought into the cast at #115?
    Count: Yes...
    Well, I'm moving her out for a more practical idea that'll hopefully connect better with the five rings idea to fit into the Digit Sum 111-120 group.
    Count: You've been influenced by those Haunted Mansion 9-9-09 40th Anniversary Event ring pins havent you?
    Yes, but it's such a good concept. BTW: Where's Uncle D?
    Count: He's setting up the decorations.
    Oh? Who's party is it?
    Count: You said it yourself just now. Uncle D feels at home there, it's natural he'd want to skelebrate their 40th anniwersary, just as I vill my own home in a couple months more.
    Oh yeah, that's fright.

    Happy 40th Boo-Day Haunted Mansion! ! !
     
  9. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly: ZZZZZZZZZZZ ...

    Cotterpin (throwing random small stuff at her)

    Kelly (still asleep): If you ... *yawn* ... wannna live ... ZZZZZZZZZZ ....

    Cotterpin: But, I overheard Big Bird say we got a present, but I've looked all over and I don't know where it is!

    Spike (waking up): We gotta present?

    Cotterpin (nods): That's what they said. I looked in every nook and cranny. I think they bought one, but I don't see any delivery notice. What if they think you guys hate it or something? *panicked* What if it was expensive? I'm just a Doozer architect! I don't have that kind of money!

    Spike: Calm down, Lil' Bit. We'll get it settled aftah we wake up.

    Cotterpin: But, you're awake now.

    Spike: Yeah, but after I have breakfast, I'll just slip back to sleep.

    Cotterpin: But nothing's fixed.

    Spike (stares at Cotterpin with a smirk)

    Cotterpin: O_O Eeep! *rushes out of the bedroom, sighs* Yep. Spike's back, alright. *sighs*
     
  10. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Having heard Kathy might be moving back into Room 6, we leave her a housewarming basket with fresh flowers, ginger snaps for Gaffer from her sister-in-paw and her owner, and huggles to PD and Rosita.
     
  11. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Cotterpin: Oh, she's coming back, huh? *sets out a lovely greeting card since it's non-perishable, welcoming them back*
     
  12. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    There are a couple of banners hung, marked with a ghostly 40th logo, as Uncle D rushes off to the game room. The special section of the dorms has been transformed into a version of Sir Nicholas's deathday party, but the spooks attending are all from the Haunted Mansion, with a few Muppet ghosts and monsters added for good measure.
     
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  13. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly (pouts): I have to be a floating head?

    Spike (laughs): Well, you were always headstrong.

    Kelly (sighs): Please, for the love of God, don't start.

    Spike: Aw, c'mon ... don't ya wanna get ahead in life?

    Kelly (sighs)

    Spike: You could be a head of lettuce.

    Kelly (gawks at him): Huh? Okay, now you're just being stupid.

    Spike (shrugs): Sorry, couldn't remembah da rest o' da Austin Powers gags.

    Pearl: Uh, this is kinda gloomy fer partyin' under ol' Saint Nick.

    Kelly: Sir Nick, not Saint Nick, Pearl.

    Pearl: Well, what's the difference?

    Kelly (opens her mouth but can't talk for a bit): Uhhhh ... Ed? Who's Sir Nick?
     
  14. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Evil grin. Well, you're the one with mastery of crystal balls, o heir to the maze. And who says you have to be stuck inside the crystal ball anyway? You could always materialize into ghostly human form. Or you could be the Lady with the Rose from the Stretching Room portraits...
    *In Master Gracey costume: So long as you reserve me a dance.

    BTW: Sir Nicholas de Mimsey Porpinton, or Nearly-Headless Nick: Griffindor's house ghost from Hogwarts. The deathday party's from Chamber of Secrets.

    *Sweeps away to tend good greeting chatter to some of our ghosts.
     
  15. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly, Spike, and Pearl: OOOOOOOOOH, THAT Sir Nick.

    Kelly: Wait a minute, I saw the Harry Potter flicks, well not that last one, but I will, but ... why didn't I get that?

    Pearl: Uh, Ed, since we never really saw the movie or rode on the ride ... can we just be our little ol' selves? I mean, to pretend to be dead, y'know, bein' a dinosaur an' all ... well, that just hits a little too close ta home.

    Newsie: What's going on?

    Kelly: Um ... you're the reporter? Go find out.

    Spike (sighs, rolling his eyes): Dere's some sorta ghostly shindig goin' on.

    Newsie (brightens): Fascinating! I would love to have some exclusive interviews! *darts away to talk to the ghosts*
     
  16. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Sure Pearl, after all, some of the ghosts/monsters here are past their hextinction date anyway. *Small joke.
    *Bats fly a couple of drinks over to the saloon marm.

    *Turns on skull lights to cast a bit of gloom.
    Uncle D is enthralled in conversation with some of the less corporial invitees.

    *A tingle of music begins somewhere else.
    Ghosts: I'm looking through you...
    But you're not there...
     
  17. redBoobergurl

    redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    *Cookie Monster stumbles into the common room*
    Cookie: What these? These look like cookies! *Gets ready to devour them all when a hand grabs him*
    Beth: Cookie Monster, I think these waffles are for everyone
    Cookie: These not cookies?
    Beth: Nope, they look like them, because like cookies, waffles are round, but not cookies. They are tasty though
    Cookie: Tasty work for me! *Starts to try and devour them again when Beth grabs him again*
    Beth: Cookie, what did I say?
    Cookie: These are for everyone
    Beth: That's right
    Cookie: Ok.
    *Beth grabs a plate for both her and Cookie Monster and they happily enjoy their waffles together*
     
  18. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    :) at the exchange between Beth and Cookie.
    You guys want any syrup?
    *Microwave pings, finished in heating up the sticky substance.

    *Blends bananas into a milkshake, then disappears into his cave to keep working.
     
  19. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Newsie: Ah, what a wonderful day it is!

    Kelly (reading a magazine on the sofa with her feet up): Says you. How did the interviews go?

    Newsie: Um ... great ... that's why I think it's a wonderful day? I'm looking at an Emmy, naturally.

    Kelly: Uh-huh.

    Newsie: How was your day, then?

    Kelly: Want the short list or the long?

    Newsie: I prefer in-depth stories, personally. I'm not like those journalists on that channel that just parrots headlines from their home pages.

    Kelly (clears throat, inhales): Yesterday I fell over the pups and hurt several joints, though I think I relocated my hip, as my leg now feels like it's better aligned than it has been in a couple of years. Then, the pups decided they didn't really need lots of sleep last night. I warned my mother at midnight that I was gonna turn off all the lights and the TV, though we normally keep on the TV so they won't feel alone, and come heck or high water, we are to ignore them until I had to wake up for school. I had bad dreams about returning to high school and being asked for a report I obviously haven't done because I shouldn't be in high school anyway. *inhales* AFTER class today, I had a small run-in with a van, though there was no damage.

    Newsie (adjusts his glasses nervously): Mmhmm. So, you're not exactly in the best of moods, then?

    Kelly (smirks): I'll get over it. The only frustrating thing right now is the joint pain.

    Newsie (sits down on the sofa): May I ask a further query, Kelly?

    Kelly: Shoot.

    Newsie (shakes his head): Trust me, that's a bad choice of words. Anyway, I haven't suffered any major physical mishaps since I've moved in here, not counting that little frustration earlier with an overexuberant child.

    Kelly (gawks at him): Are you asking for me to throw stuff at you?

    Newsie: O_O Oh, no, of course not!

    Kelly: Good, because then I'd think you were really weird. Or Gonzo. You're just a really swell guy, you know. Anyone who wants to see you hurt is just ... sick. *chuckles* Just keep your eyes open. Your eyesight ain't that great and you're at least as clumsy as I am. *stares at him, smiling* Isn't weird that you're associated with physical harm ... and I'M the one doing all the suffering?

    Newsie (coughs): Well, uh, gee ... thanks for taking one for the ol' team?

    Kelly (laughs): You're welcome.
     
  20. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Not sure why the mailer notifier's on the fritz. Oh well. *Refills with more milkshake and pretzel chips, then back to do some haunter updating, the list's redoing can wait till later tonight.
     


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