Muppets Big Brother

[Beauregard]

I don't know Lizard, what did the big house say to teh little...oh! Let's just strole thorough to the other room, hey.

Yo, yo. This sure is cosy!

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

FOZZIE You whats up my green homie and we have a janitor SWEET

* TAKES OF SHADES *

my boys call me the FOZ...... WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT HONEYS

* Just then Fozzies Ma walks out *

Yo Ma What you doin' Here

* Fozzie goes and hugs his MA*

I Hope we are on the same team i won't to win the food challage w/ you

 

[Beauregard]

Oh, Fozzie baby that is so sweet of you.

*wipes eyes*

Now does anyone have any ideas of wht to get on with whie we are waiting, or shall I get out a game of scrabble?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oh, Scrabble. That is soooo much fun. But, like, I shouldn't think Big Brotherr would let us have Scrabble, in case we spelled out our nomos....or whatever. Gosh, it's hot in here. I'm so glad I fergot my sweaterr.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Hmm, this is a pretty nice place all right. Anyone see a piano anywhere? I hope I get to work on some tunes. Oh well, guess I'll head to the sitting room and see who else is here.

 

[That Announcer]

( enters)

Hmmph. "Big Brother." This conjures up visions of an Orwellian lifestyle! This is just so... un-American. Why, our founding fathers would NEVER have allowed for this! I must put an end to this.

(attempts to walk out)

The doors are locked! I'm stuck! This is... not good. Not good at ALL!

 

[BEAR]

(Pepe enters wearing shades and a bermuda shirt with straw hat...)

Oooh Timptacion Island!!! I am going to get me some honeys. I have been waiting my whole llliiife for this, okay. Where is the room?....ummm...I am lost.

 

[HPDJ]

: We sure have a large crowd...

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

(Out of character: I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't have an avatar of my character. Lol.)

Hello, everybody. Kissy kissy. Your star is here. *looks around* Hey, this isn't the set of American Idol. I am in the wrong place! Somebody owes me an explanation!

 

[BEAR]

(Out of character: I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't have an avatar of my character. Lol.)

Hello, everybody. Kissy kissy. Your star is here. *looks around* Hey, this isn't the set of American Idol. I am in the wrong place! Somebody owes me an explanation!

Zat es because it is Timptacion Island, okaay. (looks Piggy up and down) Ummm...jou might have trroubles.