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The corny joke thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kiki, Dec 3, 2006.

  1. wes

    wes Active Member

    Ok!,Pete and Repete were wlking on a Bridge, Pete jump off who was left?
  2. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Active Member

  3. Bill Bubble Guy

    Bill Bubble Guy Active Member

    HAHAHAHA That's hilarious. :D
  4. wes

    wes Active Member

    Greatest Joke ever!!

    Ok, I got another One, it's my favortie it always makes me smile!! I'll need Yalls help

    (ME):Knock Knock








    (Yall): Whose There?







    (ME): Interupting Cow








    (yall):Inter(me)*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

    Hahahahahahahhaha YAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Oh my!!
    All time favortie Joke ever!!!:zany:
  5. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Active Member

    Oh yeah? I can beat that!

    Knock knock!







    Who's there?








    Interrupting giraffe!







    Interrupting giraffe wh---




    *appears to yell without making anysound*







    Knock knock!





    who's there?






    interrupting sloth!




    interrupting sloth wh----



    *extremely slowly pokes other person*





    knock knock!



    who's there?




    interrupting completely uncalled for!



    interrupting completely ------



    *slaps other person and runs off*
  6. wes

    wes Active Member

    I am so going to use that!!love it love it!!
    here's on more
    Knock Knock








    Who's there?









    Interupting Frog.











    Interupting F *MOOOOOOOOOOOOO*



    HAhahahahahah ....Hahhhahaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaahhhh....Oh whew thats great!! It's still funny!!
  7. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Active Member

    Hahaha! I was not expecting that! :)
  8. Skeeter Muppet

    Skeeter Muppet Active Member

    How many elephants can you fit into a taxi?

    Three. One in front, and two in the backseat.

    ...


    How do you tell if there's an elephant in your refrigerator?

    By the taxi out front with two elephants in the backseat.

    ...

    How can you tell if the light inside of your refrigerator turns off when you close the door?

    Ask the elephant.

    ...

    What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

    Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe.


    -Kim
  9. wes

    wes Active Member

    I told the sloth joke to some of my students and they just staired at me, as laugh my head off!!
  10. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Active Member

    Hahaha! :) I usually get that reaction, too!
  11. Bill Bubble Guy

    Bill Bubble Guy Active Member

    Doctor. Doctor.
    I've just swallowed a bomb and it's due to go off in 45 seconds!
























































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































    Just take a seat and I'll be with you in a minute.
  12. Bill Bubble Guy

    Bill Bubble Guy Active Member

    A little boy in grade 2 asked the teacher if he could please go to the toilet.
    She agreed but first he had to say his alphabet.
    So he stood up and recited: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRS,
    Suddenly she interrupted him asking "What has happened to the P?"
    He answered "You don't want to know Miss."
  13. abiraniriba

    abiraniriba New Member

    ok, here's one

    What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car???

    Give up???

    To the other side

    RIMSHOT :o :o :o
  14. Bill Bubble Guy

    Bill Bubble Guy Active Member

    Why did the man walk across to the other side of the bridge instead of driving his car?






































    To look for a gas station. BOOM BOOM :D
  15. anytimepally

    anytimepally Active Member

    Two men walked into a bar.































    You would think at least one of them would have ducked.

    ____________________________________________________________

    A Grasshopper goes to a bar and hops up on a stool. The bartender is surprised to see a grasshopper and says "Say, you know we have a drink named after you?"





































    The grasshopper responds "You have a drink named Roger?"
  16. abiraniriba

    abiraniriba New Member

    Put on your cowboy hats for this 1

    I was watching TV a while ago and there was a celebration on honoring the statehood of Texas. One of the Texans on the show told about the time he visited Australia and saw a bunch of kangaroos jumping around. The guide told him what they were and he said he had them back home he just called them grasshoppers. :)
  17. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    LOL!That's cute!:)
  18. abiraniriba

    abiraniriba New Member

    tricky logic riddles

    Here are some tricky logic riddles you may have heard before

    A rooster is sitting on a peaked roof on Easter Sunday. One side of the roof slopes to the North, the other side of the roof slopes to the South. The rooster lays an egg, is it going to roll North or South?


    Neither, roosters don't lay eggs

    A Japanese-made plane is flying from America to Canada. It crashes on the Canadian border, where are they going to bury the survivors?

    Why on earth would anyone want to bury those who lived?

    Jack went camping. One morning he came out of hist tent, he walked 5 feet south, saw a bear, turned, ran 5 feet west, turned again and ran 5 feet due north and wound up back at his campsite. What color was the bear?

    White; the only place those directions work is at the North Pole.

    You are the bus driver, At the first stop two people get on. At the second stop, three more people get on and one person gets off. At the third stop six people get on and two people get off. At the last stop everybody gets off and nobody gets on. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

    Well, what color are your eyes?
    Vincent Liu likes this.
  19. Nick

    Nick New Member

    What does a blonde consider safe sex?




    A padded headboard
  20. lael

    lael New Member

    Okay, there were these three Deer (... deerI?) standing by a fence along a busy Hwy, dare'n each other to dash across.
    One deer said, "You Doe!"
    Another says, "No! You Doe!"
    The first deer replied, "I'll Doe if you Doe!"

    "No, You Doe!"
    "No, You Doe!"
    "No, You Doe!"

    This goes on for a while....
    Finally, the third Deer, rolling his eyes, chimes in, "Buck It! I'll Doe!"

    Now that's a Fawn-y one!!!

    Har-D Har Har!!!


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