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The Sixth Somewhat-Annual Muppet Central Forum Awards 2010

Discussion in 'Feedback' started by theprawncracker, Jan 18, 2010.

  1. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Hello.

    I am Seymour Philip Hoffman.

    I was asked by a representative from The Institute Of The Snowthers to host this year's Sixth Somewhat-Annual Muppet Central Forum Awards, because apparently you guys couldn't afford bigger name celebs like Steve Carell or Ricky Gervais.

    I have a reputation of crashing award ceremonies. In fact, just last year, I stole the Oscar from my more talented twin brother Philip Seymour Hoffman. I could just see the sour look in his eyes as he sat in the auditorium next to Dustin Hoffman on his right, and a salami sandwich on his left. In spite of my reputation, I was willing to clean up my act on behalf of muppet fans the world over for the honor of hosting your little ceremony here. However, I failed my screening process and had 4-F stamped on my forehead.

    And now, I have seaked revenge. I have hijacked your D'Snowth's account, and am holding hostage by having him hogtied to an electric chair, while I print out pictures of the girl he is in love with, and promptly ripping them to shreds, thus, whenever he cries or screams, he is lit up like a fricken Christmas tree.

    I will set him free unless my demands are met. And I am not asking for much. All I want is *Holds up pinky finger to mouth* one hundred, million, billion, trillion, gazillion, shmidly-diddly-doo-fuhjillion... yen.
  2. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    ...I has a quarter. O.O
  3. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Wheels in giant stone coin of the Eeku-Squeaku island natives. Will this do? Meh... *Dumps it onto Semour, crushing him underneath.

    *Calls Jeany to see if she'd want to come as my escort for this year's awards.
  4. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    *Muffled* I wish you hadn't done that...
  5. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Wonders what would happen if I left this fruity punch root beer out. Would it have the same effect on D'Snowth as spinach has on Popeye? Hmm, food for thought. *Leaves to go find Jeany's phone number.
  6. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    *Meanwhile, D'Snowth struggles in his electric chair, completely singed from head-to-toe with smoke billowing from him*
  7. Krazedmuppet

    Krazedmuppet Active Member


    :attitude: SNOWIE FOR PRESIDENT! :attitude:

    We need buttons
  8. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    *All the while, Seymour Philip Hoffman tries to tunnel his way out from underneath the crushing giant stone coin, only to have it sink into the hole with him, which makes tunneling difficult*

    *Meanwhile, Snowthy, still singed from being electrocuted 15,000 times, starts tapping his foot on the floor in Morse Code: ...---...*
  9. Pork

    Pork Active Member

    Oh! It's this time of year again! Interesting.
  10. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    *Seymour manages to dig his way out of the ground*

    Enough playing games... forget the demand... you will NEVER see your precious snowth again... I have plans for him...
  11. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Black massive lump falls on Seymour's head, the rest of the substance falling afterwards, filling up the room.
  12. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member

    ... S... O... S...

    ... What does that spell?

    :p:wisdom::p
  13. dwmckim

    dwmckim Well-Known Member

    Sos, of course! Like, you know - "spaghetti sos", "hot sos", "hitting the sos".

    Mmm...dinnertime!
  14. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    *Seymour escapes from inside the room, dragging a large burlap sack behind him. Hours later, at Hoover Dam...*

    SEYMOUR: Goodbyyyyyyyyyyyyye, I'll miss you Snowthy... *Drops sack into water*
  15. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Unfortunately, Hoover Dam lives up to its name, sucking Seymour into the whirring hydroelectric motors, dragging him into some mechanized mayhem. *Meanwhile a crane arm dips into the water, fishing out the sacked Snowth, depositing him onto the unloading platform where a blade slices the foodsack overcoat freeing our buddy. At all this, a mysterious personage cloaked in shadows is manning the controls.

    Me: Gee, the way I worked this ting, you'd think I knew someting about it.
    *Heeeheeeheeeheeehee.
  16. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    SNOWTH: Oogh... what happened? I don't remember a thang...
  17. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Active Member

    *A mysterious woman in hot pink laughs menacingly as she walks around the Snowth*

    Do you really think we'd tell you that? Well guess what Mr. Snowth. We won't tell you ANYTHING unless you give us what we want...
  18. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Hanging in the rafters above, a mysterious male figure cloaked in blackest shadows spots the hot pink lady thanks to his extra-perceptory vision scope eyepiece.

    So, you decided to return Powder Puff?
    BTW: Did you talk to your middle sister? What'd she say, should I call her?
  19. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    My votes are in, folks!
  20. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Whu-whu-whu happened to my profile? What, did Seymour go crazy or something? What's going on here? What demands? Who is this pink lady without Jeff?


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