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The Sixth Somewhat-Annual Muppet Central Forum Awards 2010

Discussion in 'Feedback' started by theprawncracker, Jan 18, 2010.

  1. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    *Meanwhile, D'Snowth struggles in his electric chair, completely singed from head-to-toe with smoke billowing from him*
  2. Krazedmuppet

    Krazedmuppet Well-Known Member

    :attitude: SNOWIE FOR PRESIDENT! :attitude:

    We need buttons
  3. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    *All the while, Seymour Philip Hoffman tries to tunnel his way out from underneath the crushing giant stone coin, only to have it sink into the hole with him, which makes tunneling difficult*

    *Meanwhile, Snowthy, still singed from being electrocuted 15,000 times, starts tapping his foot on the floor in Morse Code: ...---...*
  4. Pork

    Pork Well-Known Member

    Oh! It's this time of year again! Interesting.
  5. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    *Seymour manages to dig his way out of the ground*

    Enough playing games... forget the demand... you will NEVER see your precious snowth again... I have plans for him...
  6. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Black massive lump falls on Seymour's head, the rest of the substance falling afterwards, filling up the room.
  7. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter Well-Known Member

    ... S... O... S...

    ... What does that spell?

  8. dwmckim

    dwmckim Well-Known Member

    Sos, of course! Like, you know - "spaghetti sos", "hot sos", "hitting the sos".

  9. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    *Seymour escapes from inside the room, dragging a large burlap sack behind him. Hours later, at Hoover Dam...*

    SEYMOUR: Goodbyyyyyyyyyyyyye, I'll miss you Snowthy... *Drops sack into water*
  10. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Unfortunately, Hoover Dam lives up to its name, sucking Seymour into the whirring hydroelectric motors, dragging him into some mechanized mayhem. *Meanwhile a crane arm dips into the water, fishing out the sacked Snowth, depositing him onto the unloading platform where a blade slices the foodsack overcoat freeing our buddy. At all this, a mysterious personage cloaked in shadows is manning the controls.

    Me: Gee, the way I worked this ting, you'd think I knew someting about it.
  11. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    SNOWTH: Oogh... what happened? I don't remember a thang...
  12. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Well-Known Member

    *A mysterious woman in hot pink laughs menacingly as she walks around the Snowth*

    Do you really think we'd tell you that? Well guess what Mr. Snowth. We won't tell you ANYTHING unless you give us what we want...
  13. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Hanging in the rafters above, a mysterious male figure cloaked in blackest shadows spots the hot pink lady thanks to his extra-perceptory vision scope eyepiece.

    So, you decided to return Powder Puff?
    BTW: Did you talk to your middle sister? What'd she say, should I call her?
  14. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    My votes are in, folks!
  15. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Whu-whu-whu happened to my profile? What, did Seymour go crazy or something? What's going on here? What demands? Who is this pink lady without Jeff?
  16. Nick22

    Nick22 Well-Known Member

    i voted! :)
  17. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Well-Known Member

    *to the man in the rafters* No, I've not spoken to her. Her number was... disconnected, it seems.

    *to Snowth* Tell me about this.... JEFF you speak of. Who is he? What does he have to do with all of this?
  18. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Well... you're in pink... you're a lady... you're pink lady... y'know? "Pink Lady and Jeff"? One of those lesser-known Krofft shows that nobody liked?
  19. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Sighs. Story of my life, can't get a girl... I do like Jeany, she's one of those glass-wearing smart girls. Plus, she reminds me of an old classmate. *Insert Mokey (Dreamy) smilie*
  20. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    You too? Just like the girl I'm in love with, only she's... um... what's the technical term... human?

    So um... what are these demands I have to give in to in order to get information about what went on here, and why that Seymour guy I asked to host the awards this year hacked my account?

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