RPG: The Search for Skeeter

[Erine81981]

SISTER!! SISTER!! *jumping up and down and breathing hard*

 

[Beauregard]

wrapped up in her own thoughts of a vacation to Africa....
*thinking out loud*
I wonder how much luggage I could take on the plane? Should I take sunscreen? Do they have Lion repelant? What if it rains? My hair frizzes when it rains? Do you think they have room service?

Scooter how many outfits should I take on this trip?

Sheesh, Piggy. you're no help.

Look, Piggy, didn't I help you time after time in the early days of the Muppet Show? To trick Kermit and stuff. Can't you give me a little help here?

GAME MASTER: A voice comes over the speakers, announcing the entire cast to be onstage in five.

Floyd, Animal, Piggy. I think I've got it.

Here's what we'll do. We can gather together everyone who wants to come and set out to Africa to find my sis. Piggy, do you think you could lean on Kermit a little to try and borrow, um, twenty-thousand in the theatre's name? We'll give it all right back, of course.

Then we'll head over to Africa and see if we can pick out a good starting spot as we fly on the plane to the airport.

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GAME MASTER: Now we can either:

a. Fly out to Africa and start searching for Skeeter,
b. Raise the twenty-thousand and post it to her, or
c. Give up

Let your characters voice their thoughts on these options, por favor.

 

[Erine81981]

*thinking* AFRI-CA! AFRI-CA! *jumping up and down*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Well Scooter, I know I get easily freaked out at the idea of an adventure, but I've never been to Africa. I think we should go! Maybe I'll learn a thing or two while we're there to add to my comedy act!

 

[Beauregard]

Yeah, maybe, Fozzie. Like, what do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangeroo? Do you know the punch-line to that?

GAME MASTER: As the Muppet banter continues, Scooter's feelings lighten and he begins to wonder if he over reated over the letters. But deep down he feels a forboding, and he convinces them all to join him on his trip to the continent across the seas.

Three days later, they begin to settle down in the airplane...

Gee guys, I'm so glad you came.

Piggy, I should have asked before we left, did you manage to get that money from Kermit?

 

[sugarbritchez]

Well Scooter with all my packing and planning I couldn't ever get a chance to talk to Kermie. I had to make sure I had all Moi's beauty supplies you know.

It isn't easy being this Be-utiful you know!

*flings hair over her shoulder*

 

[Beauregard]

*takes off glasses and rubs the lences*

Oh! Piggy! And now we're on the plane, there's no time to go back and get it.

*sigh*

Oh well. Guess we'll have to do what Muppets do best. Improvise.

*shrugs shoulders*

Does anyone have paper towels?

 

[sugarbritchez]

Oh Scooter, I do.......

*reaches in large carry on bag and pulls out a roll of paper towels*

And see you said I wasn't helpful.......hmmmmmmmmm

 

[Beauregard]

*scrunches up face reminisent of kermit*

 

[redBoobergurl]

I've got a whoopie cushion, would that help?