The New Muppet Show Outlines

Kyle Massey
Cold Opening:Steven,Treelo,Floyd,and Gobo are in Kyle's dressing room
Horn Gag:Steven blows Gonzo's horn
Opening Number:Kyle Sings In The House with Steven,Annie Sue,Treelo,and Ojo singing backup vocals
Sketchigs in space
Song:Steven sings My Wild Irish Rose
At the dance:Counting jokes
Uk Spot:Ernie sings Rubber Duckie
Talk Spot:Kermit talks to kyle
Closing Number:Kyle sings It's a Dog to the dogs
Goodnights:Kyle,Kermit,Steven,Baskerville,Treelo, Ernie,Gobo,and Ojo

the next guest star is the stars of icarly

what do you think?

i'll wait when you get to it.

That was good
Miranda Cosgrove, Jennette McCurdy, and Nathan Kress
Cold Opening:
Horn Gag: Gonzo’s horn makes the sound a computer does when its dialing up
Opening Number: Backed by the EM, Miranda sings “Leave It All To Me”
Sketch: Vets Hospital: Sweetums is the patient, and requires 10 beds to lay all of the way down.
UK Spot: The Count Sings the “Batty Bat”
Sketch: At the Dance: Computer Jokes
Talk Spot: Kermit talks with the guests about the differences between web shows and TV shows
Closing Number: Miranda, Jennette, and Nathan sing “We Got Us” with Kermit, Piggy, Gobo, Scooter, Elmo, Lindbergh, Boo Monster, and Digit
Goodnights

How was that
P.S. How was my last one

the next person should do one where the guest star is Gregory Peck

someone do an outline with Robin Williams.

that was good outline
Gregory Peck
Intro:Gergory Peck in his Talk spot set with Fozzie,Gonzo,Scooter,Piggy,Droop,and Treelo
Opening Number:Treelo and Droop Sings Friends For Life
Sketch:Gregory Plays a police officer in Pigs in space
At the Dance:Birth Jokes
Uk spot:Ojo watches Rowlf do a piano solo
Talk Spot:Kermit talks to gregory
Sketch:Vet's Hospital
Closing Number:Gregory sings When You make yourself a friend with the Muppets
Goodnights:Gregory,Kermit,Fozzie,Scooter,Treelo,Link,and Droop

The next guest is Selena Gomez
with a Song It's Magic Selena is a fan and wants to meet Steven and kermit ask steven To come back from vacation to meet her he accepts and does a duet with her

what do you think?

Your outline was good. I Liked the idea for a uk spot.
Just to let you know, this is the last time i want to use Steven, because he is your character, and i want you to use him, ok

Selena Gomez
Cold Opening: Scooter asks of Selena is a real witch, which she is not.
Horn Gag: A lightning bolt comes out of Gonzo’s Horn
Opening Number: Selena sings “Everything is Not What it Seems”
Sketch: Bear On Patrol: Fozzie and Link catch the Great Cookie Thief
UK Spot: Colby plays a piano duet with Rowlf
Sketch: Pigs In Space: Dr. Strangepork is sick, so David Hoggselhoff takes his place
Talk Spot: Kermit talks to Selena about her role on “Wizards of Waverly Place”
Closing Number: Selena sings Its Magic, with Steven, Kermit, Big Bird, Red, and a Pinguan
Goodnights: Selena, Kermit, David Hoggselhoff, Cookie Monster, Fozzie, and Gonzo

who do you want to do the robin willams outline for you
muppetfan89?

it doesn't matter.

Betty Garret

Note:For those who don't know,Betty Garret is a veteran actress who portrayed Irene Lorenzo on"All In The Family".She also portrayed Edna Babish/Dofazio on"Laverne & Shirley".

The setting is season 1.

OPENNING THEME
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FOZZIE'S JOKE
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Fozzie:"How do you get complete animal control"?
Animal:"CONTROL CONTROL"(jumps onto Fozzie and tackles him)

OPENNING NUMBER
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Rowlf plays piano and sings Billy Joel's hit"The Piano Man".
Mahna Mahna provides harmonica.

STATLER:"My brother was once a piano man".
WALDORF:"Really?What kind of music did he play"?
STATLER:"None.He was a piano salesman."
(Waldorf shakes his head.)

BACKSTAGE
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Hilda explains to Kermit that she's put mothballs in the dressing rooms on account of how some of the costumes had recently been eaten by moths.
GONZO:"Oh is that what those little round white things are?No wonder they taste so bad".
(Kermit and Hilda both scrunch up their faces and shake their heads.)

GUEST STAR SPOT
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Betty Garret performs her rendition of Cher's hit"Dark Lady"while acting out the events of the song,with Mildred as the"Dark Lady",and George as the husband.

WAYNE & WANDA
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SAM:"And now,presenting Wayne and Wanda,in Singing In The Rain".
(Wayne and Wanda stand side by side with unbrellas in the pouring rain.)
Wayne begins to sing his rendition of"Singing In The Rain",when they are both suddenly struck by a large fork of lightning that breifly exposes their skeletons and burns their unbrellas to a crisp.

BACKSTAGE
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Kermit apologises to Wayne and Wanda for the studio light malfunction and asks George to repair it.

TALKING HOUSE SKETCH
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TWO STOREY HOUSE:"Knock Knock"
ONE STOREY HOUSE:"Who's there"?
TWO STOREY HOUSE:"Banana".
ONE STOREY:"Banana who"?
TWO STOREY:"Banana."
ONE STOREY(in frustration):"Banana who"?
TWO STOREY:"Knock Knock"
ONE STOREY:"Who's there"?
TWO STOREY:"Orange".
ONE STOREY:Orange who"?
TWO STOREY:"Orange ya glad I didn't say banana'?

TALK SPOT
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KERMIT:"So Betty,how are you enjoying this show so far"?
BETTY GARRET:"I'm having a good time Kermit thanks for asking.And might I say I've always found you kind of cute for a frog."
MISS PIGGY(storms onto stage):"Buzz off sister he's my frog."
BETTY GARRET:"Hey take it easy Piggy.I was just making a compliment that's all."
MISS PIGGY:"Well just watch some of your compliments."
BETTY GARRET:"Honey I'm not one to ever take your frog away from you.Although I'm not sure Kermit has much taste for flakes of ham."
KERMIT:"No live bacon just isn't my style."
(Kermit and Betty both laugh.)
MISS PIGGY:"HYYAH"(sends Kermit flying off stage and crashing into props and studio lights.)
Betty Garret then pokes Miss Piggy in the eyes and gives her a series of slaps and punches Three Stooges style.

FOZZIE'S JOKE SPOT

VETRINARIAN'S HOSPITAL

AT THE DANCE
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Floyd & Janice
Scooter & Hilda
George & Mildred
Wayne & Wanda
Uncle Deadley & Lydia
Jerry(of Lil'Jerry & The Monotones) & Prairie Dawn

MUPPET LAB(without Beeker)

CLOSING NUMBER
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Betty Garret and Miss Piggy perfrom"I'm A Woman(Hear Me Roar)".

GOODNIGHTS
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Betty Garret
Kermit
Miss Piggy
Fozzie
Hilda
Uncle Deadley
Gonzo
Scooter
Floyd
Janice
Jerry
Prairie Dawn
Rowlf
Mahna Mahna
Sweetims

WALDORF:"I can hardly wait till next week's show."
STATLER:"What makes ya think it'll be any better than this show?"
WALDORF:"Who said I was referring to this crummy show?I'm talking about"The Price Is Right".
(both laugh)

Nice one Pug Lover, I loved the talk spot. i'm glad you joined us.

I brought you this present Muppetfan89, hope you enjoy

Robin Williams
Cold Opening: Bunsen and Beaker think the character he played in Flubber is real, and try to talk to him about it.
Horn Gag: Flubber comes out of Gonzo’s Horn
Opening Number: Colby sings I Go To Rio, with Bean Bunny, Clifford, Eric the Parrot, Zoe, Pepe ,and Nigel (conductor)
Sketch: Robin does stand-up.
UK Spot: Colby plays a song on piano, that sounds familiar to the Muppets Tonights Theme.
Sketch: Pigs In Space: The Swinetrek is invaded by an alien. Who is it? None other than Mork!
Talk Spot: Kermit talks with Robin about what he would have done, if he were on the Muppet Show in 1979.
Closing Number: Robin sings “Friend Like Me” with the help of Muppet Labs “Effectatron-1936”
Goodnights: Robin, Kermit, Bunsen, Beaker, Link, Gonzo

What do you think.

that's awesome Colbynfriends! Thanks!

excuse me pug lover can you do a muppet show outline with carroll o connor as the guest star and this show takes place in the fifth season?

your welcome.

As an added bouns, here is an outline with:

Daniel Radcliffe
Cold Opening: Scooter wonders why Daniel doesn’t have glasses. He learns that he wears fake glasses for Harry Potter.
Opening: it’s the muppet show with our special guest star, Daniel Radcliffe
Horn Gag: A jet of green light bursts out of the horn, and turns Gonzo into an owl.
Opening Number: “Magic Dance” from Labyrinth as sung by Floyd
Sketch: Muppet Sports: Quidditch
Song: Wayne and Wanda sing “Twinkle-Twinkle Little Star” and get hit by a falling star.
UK Spot: The Swedish Chef: makes crumpets
Song: Toby Keith’s “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue” By the Electric Mayhem.
Sketch: Pigs In Space: The Swinetrek is followed by Dirth Nader in a spaceship and gets defeated by Daniel, on a broomstick.
Talk Spot: Kermit talks to Daniel about Harry Potter, and tries to get him to reveal what the ending is to the seventh book.
Closing Number: “Do You Believe In Magic” sung by Miss Piggy and Daniel
Goodnights
Daniel, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Floyd, Fozzie, Animal. Wayne, and Wanda.
The End

hows that?

that was good

and here is my outline

Kenny Rogers
Intro:Kenny Rogers in his closing set with Steven,Red,Treelo,Gonzo,Fozzie,Gloat,And Nigel
Opening Number:Floyd And Steven Sing Act Naturally
Song:Kenny sings the Gambler with the mutations
Sketch:Vet's hospital
Uk Spot:Steven And Floyd sing New York state of mind
Talk Spot:Nigel talks to kenny
Sketch:Bear on patrol
Closing Number:Kenny sings Love lifted me with the muppets
Goodnights:Kenny,Kermit,Steven,Floyd,Nigel,and the Mutations

The next guest is The cast Of suite life of zach and cody
with songs Surfin usa,One Small Voice,Never on Sunday,Octopus' garden and a at the dance with couples listed

what do you think?

Carroll O'Connor---Setting:Season 5

Thanks for your Robin Williams outline Colbynfriends.

And here is your request kathy26.

COLD OPENNING
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POPS:"Well if it ain't good ol'Mickey Rooney."
CARROLL O'CONNOR:"That's Carroll O'Connor."
POPS:"Carroll O'Connor?Never heard of her Mickey.That's some name .Where did she escape from?"
CARROLL O'CONNOR:"Aw geez everyone's a comedian these days."

OPENNING THEME
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GONZO'S HORN GAG
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Horn makes the sound of pitched high horn often heard at hockey games.

OPENNING NUMBER
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Male and female bird muppets fly over Rocky Mountain scenery while performing hit song"Paloma Blanca".Number ends with a surprise explosion from Crazy Harry.

WALDORF:"Well I can tell ya one thing."
STATLER:"What's that?"
WALDORF:"If I were a bird in the sky,you can bet I would fly clear over this theatre."
(both laugh)
STATLER:"You and me both."

BACKSTAGE
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Scooter meets the three little pigs from Sesame Street.
Pig#1:"Mr.Kermit has done a couple of sketches with us in the past."
SCOOTER:"So what brings you fellas all the way here from Sesame Street?"
Pig#2:"Well ya see,we've got a certain pig hungry wolf on our trail."
Pig#3:"Yeah and we can't seem to get rid of him."
Pig#2:"Don't look now but I see an all too familiar character heading this way."
Scooter kindly finds them a place to hide behind some old props as he is greeted by the big blue wolf himself.
WOLF:"How do ya do bub?"
SCOOTER:"May I help you sir?"
WOLF:"As a matter of fact,you didn't happen to see three little pigs around here did ya?"
SCOOTER:"Nope.No one here but us gophers."
One of the pigs sneezes and gives all three of them away.
WOLF:"Aha copping out on me huh buddy?"(literally blows Scooter and pigs away)

GUEST STAR SPOT
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Carroll O'Connor and a muppet version of Edith Bunker sing"Those Were The Days"at the piano.
Edith talks and talks and talks.Carroll pretends to shoot himself in the head.
Carroll and Edith sing"Let Me Call You Sweetheart"on the piano.

FOZZIE'S JOKE SPOT
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The three little pigs intrude on Fozzie and pratically steal his jokes.Until Fozzie calls for the big bad wolf.All three pigs then run away.
WOLF:"So where's the pigs?'
FOZZIE:"Well uh,they were here a minute ago."
WOLF:"You too eh bear?"(blows Fozzie away)

STATLER:"Boy that's one pixilated ol' wolf."
WOLF(suddenly storming into theatre box):"Pixilated?"
WALDORF:"He said it not me."
Wolf blows them both out of thier theatre box.

DRESSING ROOM
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Bruno(whatnot muppet from Shirley Bassey's episode):"You come from Queens?"
CARROLL O'CONNOR"Yeah couldn't ya tell from my accent there?"
BRUNO:"Wow my whole family comes from there."
CARROLL O'CONNOR:"It's great place to live.Personally I think it's the borough that rules New York."
BRUNO:"But I'm told there's a lot of meatheads livin' there too.Come to think of it,there's enough meatheads on this show as well."
GONZO:"Say of you guys seen Camilla around?"
CARROLL O'CONNOR:"Who th'heck's Camilla?"
GONZO:"Who th'heck's Camilla?Why Mr.O'Connor she's the love of my life.And she's due on stage for a musical number."
CARROLL O'CONNOR:"Oh all right geez don't get excited there.What does this Camilla look like?"
GONZO:"A chicken.But that's because she is a chicken."
CARROLL O'CONNOR:"A singin' chicken?"
BRUNO(to Carroll):"Ya see what I mean?"

ON STAGE
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Group of chickens led by Camilla perform hit song"La Vien Rose".They are rudely interrupted by Animal who suddenly attacks all the chickens and yells"CHICKENS CHICKENS".Floyd comes to the rescue,puts a leash on Animal and tells him to heal.Then he congratulates him,having been annoyed by the chickens' singing.

GUEST STAR SPOT
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Carroll O'Connor perfroms rendition of"Mack The Knife"with a flashy New York City background.Accompanying him are Sweetims and three other dancing human sized muppet monsters.

PIGS IN SPACE
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The three little pigs beg Link Hogthrob,Professor Strangepork,and First Mate Piggy to keep them safe from the big bad wolf.
The wolf suddenly enters Swinetrek.Hogthrob and Strangepork chicken out and leave the ship.
WOLF(to Miss Piggy):"Holy glacomole.What have we here?Forget you three little twerps.You my dear will make a perfect omelette."
MISS PIGGY:"Oh yeah?Here's your omelette hurricane breath.HYYAH"(knocks the wolf into the orchestra pit as the three little pigs give her a big hug)

ON STAGE
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The Electric Mayhem Band perform rendition of"Innocence"with Janice on lead vocals.
ANIMAL(ocasionally):"INN-O-CENCE"

CLOSING NUMBER
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Carroll O'Connor performs his rendition of"Shine On Harvest Moon"accompanied by Rowlf on piano and following muppets:
Miss Piggy
Bruno
Fozzie
Gonzo
Scooter
Floyd
Janice
Zoot
Robin
Edith
Three Little Pigs
Annie Sue
Carroll later gets the audience to sing along.

GOODNIGHTS
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Carroll O'Connor
Kermit
Miss Piggy
Fozzie
Bruno
Gonzo
Scooter
Rowlf
Floyd
Janice
Zoot
Annie Sue
Edith
The Three Little Pigs
Wolf
Sweetims

STATLER:"Is that wolf still here?"
WALDORF:"Nah hopefully he's gone with the wind."
Wolf suddenly appears again.
WALDORF:"Just kidding heh heh."

excuse me pug lover can you do a muppet show outline with Charlton heston as the guest star and this show takes place in the first season?

and by the way pug lover that was a great outline

Heres one with Jim Carey for your enjoyment

Jim Carey
Cold Opening: Scooter is surprised to see Ace Ventura in Jim’s dressing room along with Fozzie, Sal, Pepe, Seymour, and Dumb Dog
Horn Gag: The horn makes an animal sound
Opening Number: Jim sings, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” in a forest with the cast of The Song of Cloud Forest, Until a lion starts to attack, but all of the animals are saved by the forest ranger.
Sketch: Muppet Labs: Bunsen has invented the “Uber-Pwnage-9000” that can beat any videogame, and unlock everything in under 20 seconds. Beaker tests this on World of Warcraft, and the machine blows up
Song: Colby sings “It’s A Most Unusual Day” as duet with Grover
UK Spot: Dumb Dog narrates\sings “The Fox”
Sketch: Vets Hospital: Ace returns to help Dr. Bob, but does not really help at all.
Talk Spot: Kermit talks to Jim about his favorite animal
Closing Number: Jim, as Ace, sings “If I Could Talk To The Animals”
Goodnights: Jim, Kermit, Colby, Grover, Fozzie, Bunsen, and Beaker.

How was that?
By The Way, this is The Fox. Sorry if it is a little sad, but i could totaly see the muppets doing this, but maybe with a funner ending

that was a good outline but can you do another one while i try to figure out what guest star to use?

the next guest is The cast Of suite life of zach and cody
with songs Surfin usa,One Small Voice,Never on Sunday,Octopus' garden and a at the dance with couples listed would you mind?

but why don't you do that one. i'm gonna see how many ones i can do before i run out of ideas. i might do a version if it later, but it might not look like that. let me do some ones on my own for a while, is that alright?

all right

and by the way i see that pug lover has joined us i got a idea me and colby could do the new outlines while pug lover does the old muppet show outlines from 1976-1981 ok how about that?

i like it, lets see if pug lover is ok with it too.

Yup that suits me just fine.