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The New New Quote Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by D'Snowth, Oct 3, 2014.

  1. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    At an event at MTR, Zoe talks about being a girl and having girl problems. Then Elmo responds with: "Elmo's a boy and he has no problems at all." Zoe: "Cause you're stupid." Elmo: "Yeah, but Elmo gets paid more." Zoe: "That's for sure."
    Elmo: "No, just kidding." Zoe: "No, he's not kidding." Elmo: "Oh, okay." Zoe: "He's not kidding." Then Fran talks normally and Kevin says "Jeez. Where did we go with that?"
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  2. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    (Family Guy brutally rips apart those awful The General Ads)

    Peter (as The General): White trash rates from an Army Guy/ Here's a Penguin I don't know why!
    Announcer: The General Car Insurance. It will worry whoever you hit.
  3. Dominicboo1

    Dominicboo1 Well-Known Member

    Mr. Lizard:We're going to need another Timmy!
  4. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    "I've seen your kind before: small, loud, self-involved. Listen, Schnooki-Snuggums, some day when you're big and old, you'll realize that material objects will never, ever bring you true happiness. HAH!" ~ B. Happy dressing down Baby Eugene
  5. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    The most profound thing Ricky Gervais said at a MMW press conference: You, well yeah. I mean, you like, you like it when they get it. But, I mean, if—if you only believe the good ones and don’t believe the bad ones then I think that’s a slippery slope. The best thing to do is, you know, celebrate the people that like the film and—and, you know, know that it was made for them. I—I don’t do anything for—for reviews or audience or awards or anything, you know. You do it for—you do it for yourself really if I’m being totally honest and—and of course, you know, and like minded people. But it’s—it’s crazy. If you’re worried about pleasing everyone you’re not gonna please anyone. And it’ll send you mad, you know and it’ll drive you mad and now everyone’s a journalist. Everyone’s a reviewer, you know, with Twitter and Facebook it’s—it’s—it’s like glorified graffiti. If you care about that you might as well go around toilet wall in the world and get offended when they mention you, you know. It’s—it’s, so you mustn't. But yeah, you know, I’d—I’d love it to do, get good reviews and I’d be lying if I, if I said otherwise but you—you really mustn't worry about it. You really mustn't. It will drive you crazy. But having said that, just say ******* nice things about it please. This—this is not for me, but for the kids.
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  6. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    Fozzie: "Oh, Scooter, what else can go wrong?" Scooter: "Well, the crew's talking about quitting." Fozzie: "What?" Scooter: "You know, the stage hand, the prop man, the lighting man. I think you better talk to them." Fozzie: "Well, all right. Who do you think I should talk to first?" The lights go out. Scooter: "Maybe you better start with the lighting man". Fozzie: "I think you're right. Harvey!" Fozzie falls down and Scooter is in shock.
  7. WalterLinz

    WalterLinz Well-Known Member

    That is oh so true. <3
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  8. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    "I'm olllld... I'm beeaaat uuup... I'm woooooooored awaaaaayyyy..." ~ Rover Joe
  9. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    "I'm not saying Jamie's an evil genius. I mean, he's not evil…and he's not a genius." ---Adam Savage (Mythbusters)
  10. mr3urious

    mr3urious Well-Known Member

    Carole: Help, I'm a prisoner! I can't get out!
    Hippie at Drive-in: We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in. (looks over at his hippie friend) Huh, a couple of weirdos, Guenivere.

    - From The Love Bug
  11. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    "AH, those were the good old days back on Cybertron. Didn't have to sneak around in these ugly Earth disguises!"
    ______________ Megatron, drunk on Energon
  12. mr3urious

    mr3urious Well-Known Member

    Fry: Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. (he laughs)
    Leela: I don't get it.
    Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
    Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
    Farnsworth: Urectum.

    - Fry after smelling various planets with the Smelloscope in Futurama
  13. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    "When theres no more room in Hollywood, remakes shall walk the Earth." ~ Some guy on IMDb
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  14. beatnikchick300

    beatnikchick300 Well-Known Member

    The Mysterious Mr. Enter (on Family Guy addressing serious topics): "If you're living in a world of 'zany wackiness,' then as the saying goes, why so serious?"

    Come to think of it, that reminds me of someone...:attitude:
  15. MuppetSpot

    MuppetSpot Well-Known Member

    "One vonderful Count" - the Count.
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  16. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    Leonard (staring at his gorgeous blonde neighbor, Penny): Our babies will be smart AND beautiful!
    Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.

    The Big Bang Theory, "Pilot"
  17. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    I hope no one's offended by this. From the Phil Vischer podcast: Skye: "For people who don't know what SAG minimum is:" Christian: "It's a union." Phil: "Screen Actors Guild." Skye: "It sounds like a problem that obese people have." Phil: "Until you hit sag maximum, and then you need a wheelchair." Skye: "Or a wheelbarrow."
  18. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    You might want to space your quotes so they'll be easier to read.

    JON: Garfield? I love you.
    GARFIELD: I love you too.
    JON: But, do you respect me?
    GARFIELD: I love you too.
  19. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    Louis Kazagger: Does the wig have a name?
    Whatnot Man: I call this wig "Greased Lightning!"
    Kazagger: Because it's speedy?
    WN: No! Because it's greasy!

    (Muppet Sports, "Wig Racing")
  20. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    Bumblebee: You know, I think Sideswipe might be taking advantage of you.
    Fixit: Heh! Hardly, Sir. Sideswipe offered to cover myb elephant cage cleaning duties for the next five cycles. Fair Trade.
    Bumblebee: Awe, Fixit... we don't have any elephants.
    Fixit: Oh...
    Than what have I been cleaning?!

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